I became a writer because I love doing homework and hate not having health insurance. But mostly because I have a lot to say, and even more so when there’s an ADHD med shortage. I’m an Aries to my core (six-pack) and a La Croix seltzer stan (Peach Pear 12-pack). I take pride in working hard, having fun doing it, and in being the perfect combination of sexy and cute. When I do finally run out of things to say, I go to the classics like “But I digress.” and “In this economy?” But I digress.